Category Archives: Rants

Maze of Contents

Posted on October 22, 2011 by matunos

Magazine tables of contents are curious things. A table of contents is supposed to help the reader find his way to a desired section quickly; but in magazines they seem designed instead to purposefully frustrate and bewilder the reader. I … Continue reading →

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I AM A CONSERVATIVE SHITHEEL

Posted on August 26, 2009 by matunos

I AM AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE SHITHEEL this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water … Continue reading →

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Fortune 40: The best stocks to retire on, or die trying

Posted on June 21, 2009 by matunos

After a bleak 2008, equities are looking up. But whatever the market, our trademark long-term portfolio can help you build a nest egg for a secure future. Fortune 40: The best stocks to retire on Isn’t it time to throw … Continue reading →

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Jon Stewart Nailed It

Posted on March 16, 2009 by matunos

I  am with what anecdotally seems to be the majority of people, who thought the Daily Show interview of Jim Cramer conducted by Jon Stewart was brilliant, even while painful to watch. Jim Cramer had the misfortune of representing all … Continue reading →

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Novak: I Would Out Valerie Plame Again

Posted on December 5, 2008 by matunos

Think Progress » Novak: ‘I Don’t Think I Hurt Valerie Plame’ And I Would Out Her Again Because The Left ‘Tried To Ruin Me’ I wouldn’t wish a fatal brain tumor on anyone… except for Bob Novak. Enjoy your last … Continue reading →

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Stuart Shephard’s Prayers Answered with 115 mph of Irony

Posted on August 31, 2008 by matunos

Earlier this month, Stuart Shephard, director of digital media at Focus on the Family made a video in which he advocated praying for a torrential downpour to interrupt Barack Obama’s open-air acceptance speech at Denver’s INVESCO Field during the Democratic … Continue reading →

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McCain to Congress: Get Back to Work!

Posted on August 5, 2008 by matunos

There seems to be a lot of choose from in terms of comments on McCain’s recent visit to Sturgis, South Dakota to pay his respects at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. What to choose from? McCain’s “we’re gonna drill now! we’re … Continue reading →

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Fox News: The Godwin Law Channel

Posted on July 24, 2008 by matunos

Not too long ago, I forced myself out of bed at 4am so I could catch the bus to the airport. I remember being pretty groggy. I’m sure if I had to get up every day at 4am to do … Continue reading →

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Evil!

Posted on June 26, 2008 by matunos

A new evil has descended upon the internet. Not quite as annoying as pop up ads, but at least as insidious. That evil: rollover ads. I’ve noticed a number of Flash-based banner ads that popover the browser window when you … Continue reading →

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Mountains Out of Molehills

Posted on May 3, 2008 by matunos

5-15-2008 Update: Updated the Geddes pic. Let that be a lesson to me to just make a copy in the first place. I’ve been hearing the buzz surrounding Miley Cyrus (aka Disney Channel’s “Miley Stewart” aka “Hannah Montana”). I heard … Continue reading →

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