Category Archives: Rants

Maze of Contents

Magazine tables of contents are curious things. A table of contents is supposed to help the reader find his way to a desired section quickly; but in magazines they seem designed instead to purposefully frustrate and bewilder the reader. I … Continue reading

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I AM A CONSERVATIVE SHITHEEL

I AM AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE SHITHEEL this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water … Continue reading

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Fortune 40: The best stocks to retire on, or die trying

After a bleak 2008, equities are looking up. But whatever the market, our trademark long-term portfolio can help you build a nest egg for a secure future. Fortune 40: The best stocks to retire on Isn’t it time to throw … Continue reading

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Jon Stewart Nailed It

I  am with what anecdotally seems to be the majority of people, who thought the Daily Show interview of Jim Cramer conducted by Jon Stewart was brilliant, even while painful to watch. Jim Cramer had the misfortune of representing all … Continue reading

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Novak: I Would Out Valerie Plame Again

Think Progress » Novak: ‘I Don’t Think I Hurt Valerie Plame’ And I Would Out Her Again Because The Left ‘Tried To Ruin Me’ I wouldn’t wish a fatal brain tumor on anyone… except for Bob Novak. Enjoy your last … Continue reading

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Stuart Shephard’s Prayers Answered with 115 mph of Irony

Earlier this month, Stuart Shephard, director of digital media at Focus on the Family made a video in which he advocated praying for a torrential downpour to interrupt Barack Obama’s open-air acceptance speech at Denver’s INVESCO Field during the Democratic … Continue reading

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McCain to Congress: Get Back to Work!

There seems to be a lot of choose from in terms of comments on McCain’s recent visit to Sturgis, South Dakota to pay his respects at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. What to choose from? McCain’s “we’re gonna drill now! we’re … Continue reading

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Fox News: The Godwin Law Channel

Not too long ago, I forced myself out of bed at 4am so I could catch the bus to the airport. I remember being pretty groggy. I’m sure if I had to get up every day at 4am to do … Continue reading

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Evil!

A new evil has descended upon the internet. Not quite as annoying as pop up ads, but at least as insidious. That evil: rollover ads. I’ve noticed a number of Flash-based banner ads that popover the browser window when you … Continue reading

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Mountains Out of Molehills

5-15-2008 Update: Updated the Geddes pic. Let that be a lesson to me to just make a copy in the first place. I’ve been hearing the buzz surrounding Miley Cyrus (aka Disney Channel’s “Miley Stewart” aka “Hannah Montana”). I heard … Continue reading

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